Nahal, 18, Sydney.
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comradechrisman:

The last thing I saw before I died

(via maythemassxaccelerationbewithyou)

molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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(via thewizardingworldofme)

thatfunnyblog:

i don’t remember this scene in harry potter

(via wholockian-from-middle-earth)

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

(via wholockian-from-middle-earth)

marauders4evr:

That opens up with chanting in a different language

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With the royal family

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And the adorable children

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And the tragic death(s)

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And then our hero runs away

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And sings a really catchy song about being free

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Without realizing that the kingdom is in ruins

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And is being ruled by a villain who wants to be king

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A villain who is really good at causing guilt trips

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And so our hero goes back

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And they all live happily ever after

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It’s such a great movie

(via wholockian-from-middle-earth)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

jachtagelclarineduro:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

(via hendrixcosima)

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(via epic-humor)